OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE THAT DRIVE A VAN What comes to mind when someone mentions their van? Nothing good, that is for sure... Panel Van, Car-Bomb van, Rape Van, Abduction Van, Van Down By The River with a "If this Vans Rockin" Bumper Sticker ... Nope, none of those sound good, Thanks, you can keep your free candy. We saw the "Grass or Ass" notice next to the Viking chrome bra sword Girl airbrush work on the side - Nobody rides for free.