I’ve been fortunate enough to make you laugh, cry, angry, and laugh again weekday mornings for really long time now and I can’t thank you enough for that opportunity. The getting up part sucks, but the job itself has been a dream. You know everything there is to know about my life as it’s been an open book for almost 20 years and I’ve gotten to know a lot about a lot of you, too. It’s because of all you that I consider myself one lucky mofo! Now that I got the nice stuff out of the way, how about one of you start a go fund me page to help me buy the dream boat I’ve always wanted? Don’t you think I deserve it?