Carrying on the almost 90-year interstate rivalry, USC and UCLA hosted the first-ever sperm race. Complete with trash talk, celebrity cameos, play-by-play announcing, and even a trophy, this race was everything anyone could expect from the inaugural event. The Golden Sperm was eventually given to USC who gets bragging rights against their perennial foe for the entire year.
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