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MIKE CALTA SHOW Chicken Mini Challenger

Will Carmin's record of 20 Chicken Minis Stand? Can her record be toppled by another hot blonde who wails on food? Tune in. Turn on. Find out Now.

MIKE CALTA SHOW The CARMIN CHICKEN CHALLENGE

How Many Chick-Fil-A Chicken minis can Carmin eat? Let's find out RIGHT NOW!

OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE THAT PRONOUNCE WORDS WEIRD

You don't seem fancy when you fake an accent or turn a phrase into a desperate attention grab... you just seem fake like an eeediot.

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian TJ MILLER

Actor, writer, producer, comedian talks about Deadpool, leaving Silicon Valley & why you should NOT ask him if DTF Ratio affects the Mean Jerk Algorithm.

MIKE CALTA SHOW OPEN LETTER TO CULTURAL APPROPRIATION

To those of you complaining about 99% of ‘cultural appropriation’, I give you the solution: Shut the F up, stop whining, educate people about your culture, and move on.

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian KATE QUIGLEY

This tennis enthusiast discusses who she once dated on the court, how she tortures famous suitors and why we all love it so much.

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian JAY PHAROAH

This actor, impressionist, rapper & former SNL cast member, got the digits from Rhianna but confesses to lusting after Helen Mirren!

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian CHAD ZUMOCK

Weighs in on the Hoppe breakup, Carmin's drunken pig & bad guest-booking practices.

MIKE CALTA SHOW Open Letter to People that Draw Attention to Themselves

No one talking to you is probably NOT because you don't have green hair. If your Showcase Distraction is way worse than ignoring you in the first place, its because a garbage personality cannot be fixed...

MIKE CALTA SHOW Trickster JEFF HOBSON

From The Illusionists TV Series, one of the most in-demand comedy magicians working today offers a refreshing and clever mix of comedy and magic and will probably steal your lighter!

OPEN LETTER TO ARIANA GRANDE AND PETE DAVIDSON

Were there some re-writes or did we miss the memo on Bizarro World? What wizardly powers must the tree troll possess to bring about such a mismatched magic show?

MIKE CALTA SHOW COMEDIAN JIM NORTON

Breaks into Galvin's news to discuss very recently deceased friend Anthony Bordain, working with Deniro and his new Netflix special: Mouthful of Shame.

MIKE CALTA SHOW OPEN LETTER TO JURASSIC PARK

NEXT: an acrobatic, dino-killing schoolgirl rides a talking Velociraptor while jumping over the 150 million year old shark!

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian FRANK CALIENDO

The comedian known for impersonating John Madden, George W. Bush and Robin Williams on MAD TV and his own show: Frank TV, reminds Mike that he does voices. See him at Clearwater's Capitol Theater!

MIKE CALTA SHOW OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE THAT USE OUTRAGE FOR THEIR THING

So Racist Roseanne loses gig but Trump gets a golden toilet? Fine but you have to be Mike's New Best Friend.

MIKE CALTA SHOW JON REEP

Winner of NBC's "Last Comic Standing" season 5, MOPAR enthusiast & Hemi driver talks with Mike about Instagram, tinder dating and the circumstances surrounding Clown Bangin' in Ron White's hotel room on...

MIKE CALTA SHOW CARLOS MENCIA V JOE ROGAN PUNCHOUT 4

BREAKING NEWS: CARLOS MENCIA challenges JOE ROGAN at MIKE CALTA PUNCHOUT #4

MIKE CALTA SHOW CARLOS MENCIA

One of today's most popular entertainers with an extraordinary ability to connect with a wide and diverse audiences, Carlos shares his newest material with smaller and more intimate audiences. In addition...

MIKE CALTA SHOW OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD

Come on self-absorbed jerks: How about a little spatial awareness & consideration for NOT YOU? If you inconvenience other people with your idiotic over-sharing, you should probably just die immediately...

MIKE CALTA SHOW Actor DAVID KOECHNER

Anchorman sportscaster Champ hand delivers the 'Whammy!' in studio. He misses your scent: see his stand-up comedy before he changes his mind!

MIKE CALTA SHOW OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE THAT DO ART AS A HOBBY

Galvin's Paintings have become legendary modern art pieces fit for museum display but you? You should probably stop it immediately!

MIKE CALTA SHOW COMEDIAN JOE MACHI

Both actor and writer, Machi is best known from Last Comic Standing and The Chris Gethard Show: Public Access but find out where he is most likely to turn up in town this weekend... I mean besides on stage...

MIKE CALTA SHOW OPEN LETTER TO THINGS THAT MAKE US HAPPY BUT PROBABLY SHOULDN'T

Might I recommend you enjoy our delicious freshly baked schottenfreude? Its served with a side of baked failure over steamed chagrin. Enjoy!

MIKE CALTA SHOW RED WANTING BLUE

Red Wanting Blue performs two new songs from the Wanting 2018 Spring Tour: "Ulysses' & 'Younger Years' Album available NOW on Amazon, Spotify & Apple Music!

May the 4th be with you bar crawl!

May the 4th be with you bar crawl with 102.5 The Bone and Budweiser!

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian BILL BELLAMY

Come to the Improv Tampa this weekend and Bill will explain exactly how P Diddy was responsible for the death of Biggie Smalls!

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian JOE LIST

Every single audience member at his comedy shows are always entitled to hold this Tonight Show Standing O recipient's lovely Bag of worms. Don't miss out!

OPEN LETTER TO HOTELS

Bedbug Hotel Rwanda Wake Up Call: Learn how to say "These hookers were dead when i got here" in every Nation's language you're staying in.

#MIKECALTASHOW WWE Diva TERRI RUNNELS

An original WCW Diva, she first a make-up artist for CNN with Larry King Live then started working with wrestlers of World Championship Wrestling before moving to Atlanta and was eventually asked to become...

Apple A Day Prom

The Apple A Day Prom 2018

OPEN LETTER TO THINGS WE EAT AND DRINK

Lets play the classic blindfold game called "Whats in your mouth?"

Enable the Mike Calta Featured Cut Alexa Skill

Mike Calta shows us how to enable the Mike Calta Featured Cut Alexa Skill, along with some other fun tricks!

MIKE CALTA SHOW PornStar LISA ANN CHEECH MARIN

Will sexy porn actress & star of "Who's Nailin' Palin" meet Spanish at Whore Island to smoke out with Cheech Marin?

OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE THAT LEAVE COMMENTS ONLINE

Trolls who are not funny or clever yet still believe their opinions matter are a lot like Unfunny Dan who calls in for Galvin to explain the process of buying cymbals On Line and breakdown why Dan is unfunny...

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian FRANK CALIENDO

John Madden on mushrooms calls from the future looking for Tracy Morgan Freeman!

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian JAMIE KENNEDY

is also known for sketch performances on The Jamie Kennedy Experiment & the documentary Heckler, about the plight of stand-up comics versus their often-aggressive audiences. See him at Side Splitters Tampa!

OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE WHO DO AGGRESSIVE GREETINGS

These are the same colossally stupid missing links screaming at the TV in a sports bar. Calm it down dude. No one likes your alpha-male, locker-room, high-fiving boner salutes.

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian ROY WOOD JR

This NYC Comic is a correspondent on Comedy Central’s The Daily Show with Trevor Noah and recently premiered his first one hour standup special, 'Father Figure,' on Comedy Central with a live album of...

Mike Calta Show Comedian THEO VON

Theo Von will come to your house party but don't invite his friend Ladedric... THAT guy is shady AF.

MIKE CALTA SHOW PIPPSY PINWHEEL CONDOM

The latest social media craze entails teens making videos of themselves snorting condoms into their nostrils and pulling them out through their mouths. The only way to make it better is to see a hot girl...

OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE TOO MANY ACCESSORIES ON THEIR CAR

Why do people tape, stick, attach, bolt, affix staple and nail just about anything to their junk heaps?

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian BRIAN SCOLARO

Brooklyn born Brian is an actor and stand-up comedian who got his start at the The Comedy Cellar in NYC, Most known for appearances on "CONAN", his half hour Comedy Central special "COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS...

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian CHAD ZUMOCK

He hosts a weekly radio show in /Cleveland – Sunday Nights with Chad Zumock and became a recurring guest host on The Bob & Tom Show. Chad appeared on Gotham Comedy Live on AXS TV hosted by Norm Macdonald...

OLG to People who use dumb phrases to describe their shortcomings

Hey Dude, It's barely cute when a hot chick does it. Please end it.

Mike Calta Show JAY MOHR

From New Jersey, Jay began performing stand-up comedy at colleges, comedy clubs, and on TV with An Evening at the Improv and Two Drink Minimum. He first gained national attention while a cast member on...

Mike Calta Show JOHN HEFFRON MUST DANCE

Victorious in the second season of Last Comic Standing, Heffron took the stage at University of Michigan campus’s Comedy Showcase, then found himself skipping night classes to pursue his passion and branching...

OPEN LETTER TO VERO

What the hell is this new social media app nonsense? We just don't need another Social Media Platform However, If we do: just hit me up on Zip Zoink. Everyone's doing it!

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