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#TheMikeCaltaShow BERT KREISCHER / LYNNE KOPLITZ / CRAZY PATTY TATTOO

Dueling Comedians in studio while Crazy Patty gets the Face of Mike Calta tattooed on her hind quarters. Happy Friday!

#TheMikeCaltaShow OLG to Motivational Quotes

A Healthy fear response means immediate danger, what doesn't kill you might leave you crippled & money NEVER sleeps in a Geo Metro: Read all about it in obsolete news print.

#theMikeCaltaShow OPEN LETTER to the PHARMACY

It's Medication Time, Patients! See your local Drug Store Clerk, Pill Jockey, Script Loader, or Nurse Ratchet up at the window. Carmin gets the first axe when the entire show goes Under Oath.

#TheMikeCaltaShow Robert Kelly Dan Soder Paul Virzi

A Multi Comedian Trifecta ensues in studio when these Impractical Jokers show up before cruising on.

#TheMikeCaltaShow Buccaneer Riley Bullough

This Tampa Bay Buccaneer and Hard Knocks star loves Fetty Wap & Country Music!

#TheMikeCaltaShow RED WANTING BLUE WANTING TOUR

These Midwestern Rock Heroes have spent the last twenty years establishing themselves as one of the indie world’s most enduring and self-sufficient acts, notching appearances everywhere from Letterman...

#MikeCaltaShow Who is Our Biggest Listener?

Andrew Alderman, Randy Allen & Dominus Fabiscus compete for the coveted title of the Mike Calta Show's most dedicated listener! How many do you kow? No Cheating.

#TheMikeCaltaShow Open Letter to Differences

Sorry to disappoint but that is not the majestic American Bald Eagle: That is just a Dirty Dumpster Diving Denizen of the air.

#TheMikeCaltaShow OLG to New Years Resolutions

Gym rat Crash & Burn, Fatso chokes down a Sundae and Slut Bag does a three way: Welcome to Failure!

#TheMikeCaltaShow Comedian YAKOV SMIRNOFF

Russian Defector tears down wall, Makes Letterman Top Ten List, Becomes Doctor: What A Country!

#TheMikeCaltaShow Comedian DOM IRRERA

This veteran TV & Movie Comedian has worked with Rodney Dangerfield, The Tonight Show, LA Improv, the Oprah Show twice & Hey Arnold and once told the Golden Girls how nice their melons are.

#TheMikeCaltaShow #OpenLetter To Things That Are Constantly Changing

Gas Guzzling Electric Cars, Fast Food Fads, Secret Sauces, Mini-portable devices to Giant deceptive Cell Phones: It's just not fair that technology makes even Ugly Karen Look Hot.

#TheMikeCaltaShow Galvin Kicking Birdbox Challenge

Galvin puts armchair kickers sitting on a throne of potato chips and vape pens to shame and Mike takes the Bird Box Challenge.

#TheMikeCaltaShow OLG to People that are Surprised

The Avocado Rocker Memorial is about to begin but first Galvin offers insight concerning the feigned shock and amazement over ordinary talent presented with contrived back stories.

#TheMikeCaltaShow OPEN LETTER To Movie Bad Guys

How are many villains so super rich they can hire disposable henchmen & design wildly elaborate death mechanisms that rarely work?

#TheMikeCaltaShow #OpenLetter TO COUNTRY FOLK

Galvin eviscerates Cowboy Posers & White Trash Trailer Queens & Did YOU make the MCS Christmas Party invite list?

#TheMikeCaltaShow GILBERT GOTTFRIED

Comedian, actor & voice actor whose film / TV roles include SNL, Lago in Disney's Aladdin, Digit in Cyberchase, Kraang Subprime in TMNT & no longer Aflac Duck since 2011.

#TheMikeCaltaShow #OpenLetter TO PEOPLE THAT JUST DON’T CARE ANYMORE

Galvin puts Portly Postal Pajama Wearers and Sweet Old Bags of White Lady Bones on blast.

#TheMikeCaltaShow JOHN WITHERSPOON

This Comedy Legend's friendship with Letterman & Richard Pryor go back to their early beginnings at The Comedy Store.

#TheMikeCaltaShow #OpenLetter To MAGICIANS

Abracadabra: Carmin Might Be Wrong about the Three Kings but Galvin is dead on about Rapey Magic Tricksters & Sleight of Naughty Hand Weird-Os.

#TheMikeCaltaShow #OpenLetter TO Le'Veon Bell

Would you rather walk away from 14.5 Million Dollars or run the ball towards it?

Real Raw Open 2018

The Bones annual Golf Tournament returns at Plantation Palms in Land O' Lakes

#TheMikeCaltaShow STEVE-O & MIKE Get Matching Tattoos

Post-Mortem Ash-a-Chini Plans and Pride Grand Wizard Miguel Fuller steps in for the Unexpected Grinder Tattoo Party! (Chirp Chirp)

#TheMikeCaltaShow Steve-O

Meet SteveO's Service Creature Wendy, Chuck Liddel Peruvian choke out & Mike Kills the Jackass Franchise once again!

#TheMikeCaltaShow OPEN LETTER TO DOUBLE STANDARDS

Double Trouble in Cougar Town: Double Daters Double Down on the Milk Monsters over Double Daring Male Devils.

#TheMikeCaltaShow OLG to ONE UPPERS

Steve-O calls in before Galvin's Open Letter to those annoying people who have to 'win' Story-Time. Give it a rest, Losers.

OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE THAT ARE TOO INTO SCARING PEOPLE

No one really likes being scared, especially by jerk faced pranksters!

#TheMikeCaltaShow Comedian FELIPE ESPARZA

The Last Comic Standing Winner and "Whats Up Fool?" Pod-caster is also a World Renowned Mushroom Art Critic! Check out his newest stand-up special: “Translate This” on HBO.

#TheMikeCaltaShow Comedian SAM MORRIL

A drunken lunatic might leap from a moving cab but is there anyone wasted in the studio willing to try it?

#TheMikeCaltaShow OPEN LETTER TO Nosey People

NOTICE to all Snoopy McSnoopersons, Personal Space Invaders and Aggressive Boundary Trespassers: Do you know who your'e messing with?

#TheMikeCaltaShow Robert Kelly Luis J Gomez Bert Kreischer Wheeler Walker Jr

A Comedy Fandango ensues in Studio when Robert Kelly & Luis J Gomez are joined by Bert Kreischer and Wheeler Walker Jr!

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian ROBERT KELLY

Comedian ROBERT KELLY is back from #CaltaCruise12 in Studio. See him with @M00nShineMiller at @SSCCTampa @RobertKelly

OPEN LETTER TO GO FUND ME

Hey Cyber-Bums: Go FUND yourself!

OPEN LETTER To REGULAR THINGS

What is Orange Peel Micro-Brew Craft Beer, 5-spice Kava-Mocha Coffee, Pine-Nut Herring Crazin Salad, or mango salsa peach Iced Tea? How about a regular order of anything?

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedians MITCH FATEL & STEPHEN SPINOLA

Tiny comics deliver gigantic laughs in studio with Mitch forcing Steve to recount the tale of the $100,000.00 BJ!

MIKE CALTA SHOW Open Letter To ZOOS

Welcome to Animal Lockup: Where depressed chain-smoking monkeys shoot you desperate glances like you're in a Turkish Prison movie.

MIKE CALTA SHOW GRADY GOAT YOGA

Is there anything better than goats running the board on a Tuesday?

MIKE CALTA SHOW Open Letter to PEOPLE WHO PLAY FANTASY FOOTBALL

Take it easy Princess. Are we talking about the Dungeons & Dragons for Armchair Jocks or some kind of Bogus Banana Bro-Down with yelling in place of actual physical activity? #DD>FF

MIKE CALTA SHOW ZANDER FAMILY BAND

Legendary Cheap Trick front man Robin Zander, Robin Taylor & Robin-Sailor are the ZFB in studio for an upcoming show of classic covers, Cheap Trick favorites and original music at the Capitol Theatre.

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian MARK NORMAND

This fun-loving New Orleans Native started doing comedy after college, moved to NYC to shows across the country and was featured as a New Face at the Montreal Comedy Festival 2013. Will he fight Gary Cannon...

MIKE CALTA SHOW OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE WITH NICKNAMES

Hey, there Chief: Galvin drops the new open letter and Ryan Hoppe gets called out by Dizzy for Mike Calta Punchout 4.

MIKE CALTA SHOW OLG To FAMOUS NAMES

Karl Sinatra, Jimbo Trump. Ricky Springsteen: Have you ever heard of these people?

MIKE CALTA SHOW OLG SPACE FORCE

Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, Coast Guard and now: Space Force!

Mike Calta Show CARMIN IS FIRED?

The cringe-worthy excuses flow faster than the tears in this lingering awkward moment but ... are they genuine?

MIKE CALTA SHOW On SET KEVIN SMITH CHRIS JERICHO

In production on a new independent movie in Sarasota, Kevin invited us on set where he talks about his very close call with the Widow Maker and his motivation to avoid going out on "Yoga Hosers" to direct...

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian Alonzo Bodden

This Last Comic Standing Grand Prize Winner is NOT enraged about being typecast as the angry security guard or bouncer... He only flies into a wild rage when you misspell his name...

MIKE CALTA SHOW OLG To TWITTER

Can someone please let Galvin know why he was thrown off this social media platform?

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian DOUG BENSON

Marijuana rights advocate, television host, actor & Comedy Central judge holds high court in studio. See him on Getting Doug With High, Comedy Central Presents, Best Week Ever, Trailer Park Boys now appearing...

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