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MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedians MITCH FATEL & STEPHEN SPINOLA

Tiny comics deliver gigantic laughs in studio with Mitch forcing Steve to recount the tale of the $100,000.00 BJ!

MIKE CALTA SHOW Open Letter To ZOOS

Welcome to Animal Lockup: Where depressed chain-smoking monkeys shoot you desperate glances like you're in a Turkish Prison movie.

MIKE CALTA SHOW GRADY GOAT YOGA

Is there anything better than goats running the board on a Tuesday?

MIKE CALTA SHOW Open Letter to PEOPLE WHO PLAY FANTASY FOOTBALL

Take it easy Princess. Are we talking about the Dungeons & Dragons for Armchair Jocks or some kind of Bogus Banana Bro-Down with yelling in place of actual physical activity? #DD>FF

MIKE CALTA SHOW ZANDER FAMILY BAND

Legendary Cheap Trick front man Robin Zander, Robin Taylor & Robin-Sailor are the ZFB in studio for an upcoming show of classic covers, Cheap Trick favorites and original music at the Capitol Theatre.

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian MARK NORMAND

This fun-loving New Orleans Native started doing comedy after college, moved to NYC to shows across the country and was featured as a New Face at the Montreal Comedy Festival 2013. Will he fight Gary Cannon...

MIKE CALTA SHOW OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE WITH NICKNAMES

Hey, there Chief: Galvin drops the new open letter and Ryan Hoppe gets called out by Dizzy for Mike Calta Punchout 4.

MIKE CALTA SHOW OLG To FAMOUS NAMES

Karl Sinatra, Jimbo Trump. Ricky Springsteen: Have you ever heard of these people?

MIKE CALTA SHOW OLG SPACE FORCE

Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, Coast Guard and now: Space Force!

Mike Calta Show CARMIN IS FIRED?

The cringe-worthy excuses flow faster than the tears in this lingering awkward moment but ... are they genuine?

MIKE CALTA SHOW On SET KEVIN SMITH CHRIS JERICHO

In production on a new independent movie in Sarasota, Kevin invited us on set where he talks about his very close call with the Widow Maker and his motivation to avoid going out on "Yoga Hosers" to direct...

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian Alonzo Bodden

This Last Comic Standing Grand Prize Winner is NOT enraged about being typecast as the angry security guard or bouncer... He only flies into a wild rage when you misspell his name...

MIKE CALTA SHOW OLG To TWITTER

Can someone please let Galvin know why he was thrown off this social media platform?

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian DOUG BENSON

Marijuana rights advocate, television host, actor & Comedy Central judge holds high court in studio. See him on Getting Doug With High, Comedy Central Presents, Best Week Ever, Trailer Park Boys now appearing...

MIKE CALTA SHOW Metal Man JIM FLORENTINE & Ball Buster WHITNEY MORGAN

That Metal Guy stops by to call color on the Ball Busting Fetish Con Queen's exploration into pleasures of the flesh with AJ & Big Kev.

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian JIM FLORENTINE

Jim talks about his new book: Everybody is Awul (except you)

MIKE CALTA SHOW Jackass Star PRESTON LACY

Will Preston finally catch up with Wee Man in another JACKASS movie?

MIKE CALTA SHOW Open Letter to SACHA BARON COHEN

Guess the average time it takes a non-idiot human being to yell, THAT'S BORAT!

MIKE CALTA SHOW Master Chef's Jeff Philbin

Does Galvin help make this Master Chef Contestant feel more comfortable by angrily yelling at him during his time in studio?

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian STEVE BYRNE Galvins band

Fascinated with Galvin's super hard 90's band 'Kat SCAM' Steve wants to know all about it. Don't you?

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian STEVE BYRNE

Steve stops by with old school comedic flair material prepared and the rim shots are quite abundant.

MIKE CALTA SHOW comedian MITCH FATEL

Mitch explains how fatherhood works in a swinging relationship and to avoid the damage from his own childhood and why Elvis got him into comedy. Its good to be the king!

MIKE CALTA SHOW OLG TO MEDIEVAL TIMES

Torture, Superstitious Medicine, an average life expectancy of thirty-one years, no showering or hand-washing, the common execution of entertainers & a 50% chance of dying from the Black Death ... No wonder...

MIKE CALTA SHOW COMEDIAN CARLOS MENCIA & CISCO

Carlos explains his racist family and demos his karaoke skills.

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian MATT FERNANDEZ & SLAP OFF FOR CARMINS LOVE

Comedian Matt Fernandez is in studio when an impromptu round of 'Slap Off For Carmin's Love' erupts!

OPEN LETTER TO THINGS WE DON'T WANNA HEAR

If you offer unnecessary personal information, gross & disgusting bathroom details or if the nuts and bolts of your sexual life creep into loudly self-important cell phone conversations: you are not just...

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian APRIL MACIE

When have you seen enough D's to know its time to pull the trigger on Gettin' Hitched? April Macie knows the answer!

OPEN LETTER TO WOMEN

If you lock your girl and your dog in the trunk of a car, only one will be happy to see you when you open it. #NotMe

MIKE CALTA SHOW Chicken Mini Challenger

Will Carmin's record of 20 Chicken Minis Stand? Can her record be toppled by another hot blonde who wails on food? Tune in. Turn on. Find out Now.

MIKE CALTA SHOW The CARMIN CHICKEN CHALLENGE

How Many Chick-Fil-A Chicken minis can Carmin eat? Let's find out RIGHT NOW!

OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE THAT PRONOUNCE WORDS WEIRD

You don't seem fancy when you fake an accent or turn a phrase into a desperate attention grab... you just seem fake like an eeediot.

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian TJ MILLER

Actor, writer, producer, comedian talks about Deadpool, leaving Silicon Valley & why you should NOT ask him if DTF Ratio affects the Mean Jerk Algorithm.

MIKE CALTA SHOW OPEN LETTER TO CULTURAL APPROPRIATION

To those of you complaining about 99% of ‘cultural appropriation’, I give you the solution: Shut the F up, stop whining, educate people about your culture, and move on.

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian KATE QUIGLEY

This tennis enthusiast discusses who she once dated on the court, how she tortures famous suitors and why we all love it so much.

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian JAY PHAROAH

This actor, impressionist, rapper & former SNL cast member, got the digits from Rhianna but confesses to lusting after Helen Mirren!

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian CHAD ZUMOCK

Weighs in on the Hoppe breakup, Carmin's drunken pig & bad guest-booking practices.

MIKE CALTA SHOW Open Letter to People that Draw Attention to Themselves

No one talking to you is probably NOT because you don't have green hair. If your Showcase Distraction is way worse than ignoring you in the first place, its because a garbage personality cannot be fixed...

MIKE CALTA SHOW Trickster JEFF HOBSON

From The Illusionists TV Series, one of the most in-demand comedy magicians working today offers a refreshing and clever mix of comedy and magic and will probably steal your lighter!

OPEN LETTER TO ARIANA GRANDE AND PETE DAVIDSON

Were there some re-writes or did we miss the memo on Bizarro World? What wizardly powers must the tree troll possess to bring about such a mismatched magic show?

MIKE CALTA SHOW COMEDIAN JIM NORTON

Breaks into Galvin's news to discuss very recently deceased friend Anthony Bordain, working with Deniro and his new Netflix special: Mouthful of Shame.

MIKE CALTA SHOW OPEN LETTER TO JURASSIC PARK

NEXT: an acrobatic, dino-killing schoolgirl rides a talking Velociraptor while jumping over the 150 million year old shark!

MIKE CALTA SHOW Comedian FRANK CALIENDO

The comedian known for impersonating John Madden, George W. Bush and Robin Williams on MAD TV and his own show: Frank TV, reminds Mike that he does voices. See him at Clearwater's Capitol Theater!

MIKE CALTA SHOW OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE THAT USE OUTRAGE FOR THEIR THING

So Racist Roseanne loses gig but Trump gets a golden toilet? Fine but you have to be Mike's New Best Friend.

MIKE CALTA SHOW JON REEP

Winner of NBC's "Last Comic Standing" season 5, MOPAR enthusiast & Hemi driver talks with Mike about Instagram, tinder dating and the circumstances surrounding Clown Bangin' in Ron White's hotel room on...

MIKE CALTA SHOW CARLOS MENCIA V JOE ROGAN PUNCHOUT 4

BREAKING NEWS: CARLOS MENCIA challenges JOE ROGAN at MIKE CALTA PUNCHOUT #4

MIKE CALTA SHOW CARLOS MENCIA

One of today's most popular entertainers with an extraordinary ability to connect with a wide and diverse audiences, Carlos shares his newest material with smaller and more intimate audiences. In addition...

MIKE CALTA SHOW OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD

Come on self-absorbed jerks: How about a little spatial awareness & consideration for NOT YOU? If you inconvenience other people with your idiotic over-sharing, you should probably just die immediately...

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