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Paul left his high-paying Wall Street job as a corporate Attorney to do stand-up comedy in seedy New York City dive bars, going on stage for drunks and hookers and whoever, then go back to this lavish...

/entertainment/open-letter-slow-walkers/

It should be illegal to walk and text on a busy street. If you've ever worked or lived in a major city, you've likely felt the heated anger of sidewalk rage. Perhaps the wise poet Ludacris put it best...

/entertainment/mike-calta-show-galvin-news-bulletin/

UPDATE: Al's Mother Franken Billboard, Big Blue On You, A Texas Sexas Teacher, Beware The Detroit One Cent Choke Out, Please Don't Cock The Vote, The Florida Dildo Napper and Aaron Carter is now focused...

/entertainment/open-letter-christmas/

When did Saying Merry Christmas to anyone during the Holiday Season become inappropriate? Jolly Seasons, Joyous Holidays, Christmas Miracles, Fabulous Hanukkah, Happy Jesus Day or Merry Kwanzaa... Its...

/entertainment/mike-calta-show-with-heather-mcdonald/

Heather is one of the most in-demand touring stand-up comics as well as an actress, and writer with a top rated ITUNES podcast “JUICY SCOOP” which is downloaded over 1 MILLION times per month. Check out...

/entertainment/mike-calta-show-serial-killer-breakfast-cereal-news/

Seminole Heights Cereal Killer Breakfast Sandwich, Eli Manning takes his ball home, Army Terminator Exo-Skeleton, Peeing in the Street, The Upside-Down Stranger Trees, Everyone loves Starbucks lesbians...

/entertainment/mikecaltashow-goat-yoga/

First, there was yoga, then "Yoga with Cats," and now, The Mike Calta Show offers you "Yoga with Goats." Videos of baby goats climbing on giggling yogis have been making the rounds on social media for...

/entertainment/mikecaltashow-bert-kreischer-jim-florentine-stavi/

Its a Comedic Cavalcade of Hilarity when BERT KREISCHER appears in studio joined by JIM FLORENTINE and STAVROS HALKIAS to discuss The Donut Situation, Stavi's TINDER GAME and How Bert Might Kill His Wife...

/entertainment/mikecaltashow-galvin-bert-kreischer-news/

BREAKING NEWS: Seminole Heights Killer, MOORE Underage Girls, Trump-Water, BATHTUB UNDERWEAR, Spaghetti-Filled Burrito and When Pigs Fly I'll come out there and DRAKE you up. Its NEWS with Galvin and the...

/entertainment/open-letter-horses/

Is it time to replace 'Horse Power' with a modern standard of measurement? Horses were only better than a guy running. Everything that came after that was replaced by something way better than a Glue Factory...

/entertainment/mikecaltashow-galvin-birthday-news/

The Beatings on the Bus Go Round and Round, COLIN KAEPERNICK, named 'AFRO of the Year', HOLIDAY PANTS, Jason Aldean talks Mass Shooting and Lucky Louie keeps WHIPPIN' IT OUT. Happy Birthday Galvin from...

/entertainment/mike-calta-show-louie-news/

Higgins Final Magnum PI Ride, Jeremy Piven Women Accuser, Thats alot of Cocaine friday night, The Two Coreys continue, and There's a Stranger Things Boy Band? Its Mike Calta Show News with Galvin and the...

/entertainment/mikecaltashow-sheen-coreys-news/

Halladay Hot Doggin' Plane Crash, A Little Drunk Women, 2 COREYS FELDMAN Sheen Shine, Porno KNIFE FIGHTER, GARTH BROOKS Lip-synch of the Year award,The Price Is WRONG and from ITALY: Reporter gets a HEADBUTTING...

/entertainment/open-letter-the-wild-west/

Manifest Destiny sounds so glorious: Not showering for Weeks, Wearing stinky leathers for months on end, bad coffee, Rot-Gut Whiskey, Rickets, Scurvy, Gnats, Horse Flies, No-See-Ems, Leeches, Rape and...

/entertainment/mikecaltashow-trump-finger-news/

Texas Church Shooter, Giving Trump The Finger, Deion Sanders Tony Romo Heat, SIA FREE Booty on Christmas, Marilyn Manson Pea Shooter, Puff Daddy bounces back to Diddy P, Tyrese hit the Willottery and SHAZAM!...

/entertainment/mike-calta-show-girt-exchange/

Its time for The Mike Calta Show Holiday Girt exchange! Names are drawn in a Who gets what for who deal but now what? PLEASE offer us your suggestions in comments and on social. Lit Christmas Trees and...

/entertainment/tom-cotter-the-mike-calta-show/

Runner-up of the seventh season of America's Got Talent, Tom laments having lost the popular vote to Olate Dogs. He has appeared on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson...

/entertainment/open-letter-people-who-don-know-when-google/

When you need to know something That you don't already know Don't ask me for the answer, just go And Google that shit, yo! Google that shit Google that shit Don't ask me bitch Just Google that shit (Just...

/entertainment/bawllz-intervention-the-mike-calta-show/

#MikeCaltaShow #BAWLLZ: self-described as 'A Freaking Mess' leads a life of constantly repeated bad decisions, soul-crushing regret, medication and self-loathing. It is from this all-consuming pain that...

/entertainment/the-magpie-salute-the-mike-calta-show/

Former Black Crowes guitarist Rich Robinson formed the Magpie Salute in 2016. Also including former Black Crowes members Marc Ford and Sven Pipien as well as band members Matt Slocum, Joe Magistro, Adrien...

/entertainment/open-letter-the-guy-that-gonna-dress-woman-again-this-year-for-halloween/

Hey Guy... We all know whats going on here. It's definitely OK to be a lady. It's not as OK to live in awkwardly transparent denial. Galvin and Spanish demonstrate proper High-Five execution because Mike...

/entertainment/galvin-slut-walking-news-the-mike-calta-show/

Steven Segal went on a Slut-Walk back in the 80's but the Germans only want to party with C+C Music Factory, Lube Dude is a Slippery Slope, Boy Bands for the Superbowl, The girl that ate Kelly Clarkson...

/entertainment/john-henson-the-mike-calta-show/

Henson began his career as a stand-up comic. After appearing in films in the 90's, he became the longest-running host (four years) of Talk Soup on the E! Entertainment Network. From 2008 to 2014, Henson...

/entertainment/open-letter-people-that-were-funny-and-now-something-else/

Why change a good thing into a depressing, crappy thing that is not as good as the thing you once had? I don't know. Ask blubbering cry-baby Jimmy Kimmel or Deliverance Banjo playin' Steve Martin. Galvin...

/entertainment/galvin-foxy-boxing-news-the-mike-calta-show/

The Trick or Treating of Anne Frank, My Hamburger has a bone in it, Glee Star Feeling Glum, Snake Dancing, Trailer Park Corpses and Super Hot Awesome Boxing Chick Make Out. What more do you want?

/entertainment/mike-calta-show-home-movies-ccxi-ralphiemay-tribute/

Calta Cruise 11 is over but the damage might not be permanent! If you missed it: you can still feel like you were there. If you were there you can relive the glory of Carmin in a Bikini, Spanish on the...

/entertainment/titus-neil-the-mike-calta-show/

Titus played college football for the University of Florida, and thereafter played in the Arena Football League. His career as a professional wrestler began when he was part of the second season of NXT...

/entertainment/joey-coco-diaz-the-mike-calta-show/

Joey stops by to not curse about robbing a jewelry store, his second option as a bookie, a variety of assorted crimes he committed, the coke-smoking microwave story, his snow-blowing cat fiend and how...

/entertainment/galvin-weinstein-suicide-lemon-drop-bomb-news/

Ben Affleck got all Harvey Weinstien on MTV but neither groped Lindsey Lohan in a Corn Maze Disaster, Social Media solves Snake Mugshot Mystery, Lemon Drop Bombs on CNN Watermelon Summer and its Pizza...

/entertainment/open-letter-trains/

Trains belong in country songs, westerns and Hobo road movies, not holding up traffic amid nostril-stinging black belching soot, loudly cracking electric fire and impossibly slow moving, back and forth...

/entertainment/tom-petty-karaoke-the-mike-calta-show/

The Show performs a Karaoke tribute that is a real Hearbreaker. Spanish in one desperate moment there wont back down from Carmin's Ground Standing, Galvin knows Good Love is Hard to Find while Mike Runs...

/entertainment/godfrey-karaoke-comedian-the-mike-calta-show/

Godfrey storms the Studio and demands to do Tom Petty Karaoke in Studio! He has appeared on BET, VH1, Comedy Central, and feature films, such as Soul Plane, Original Gangstas, Zoolander, and Johnson Family...

/entertainment/sarah-tiana-the-mike-calta-show/

Sarah is a regular on @Midnight on Comedy Central, regular on Chelsea Lately, regular/writer onThe Josh Wolf Show on CMT, regular at “ignoring red flags.” Writer for Jeff Ross and The Burn, Host of the...

Open Letter to People Who Do Stuff in Public That They Should Only Do in Private

Listen up Shameless Nose Pickers, Sassy Public Pissers, Casual Breast Feeders, Personal Hygiene Offenders and Filthy Ball Licking Animals... You've been put on notice. We can see you and its not awesome...

Galvin Vegas News on the Mike Calta Show

Las Vegas Shooter out the window, Tom Petty not backing down... then up ... then down again, CryBaby Kimmel, Amazon Crime, High-Wire China Man, Argentina Horn Blaster, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Foreman...

Chris Kattan Robert Kelly Rob Schneider Mike Calta Show

In studio are legendary comedians Chris Kattan & Robert Kelly both performing stand up in town this weekend when Rob Schneider calls in to offer some inside scoop on season 2 of his Netflix Original Series...

Charlotte Flair on the Mike Calta Show

Charlotte Flair talks to Mike about her new book: Second Nature The Legacy of Ric Flair and the Rise of Charlotte She is an American professional wrestler currently signed to WWE, where she performs on...

OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE IMPORTANT ON SOCIAL MEDIA

Nobody cares what Brian thinks about the NFL controversy. No one is interested in Trudy's opinions on Global Warming. There are no paparazzi camped outside of Hipster Malcom's crappy garage apartment hoping...

Mike Calta Show CCXI Home Movies (pt.1)

Calta Cruise 11 is over but the damage might not be permanent! If you missed it: you can still feel like you were there. If you were there you can relive the glory of Carmin in a Bikini, Spanish on the...

Ian Bagg on the Mike Calta Show

Comedian, actor, writer and Canadian Ian Bagg known for Specials: 'Getting to F**king Know You' (2013), Most Vertical Primate - Behind the Scenes (2002) and Ian Bagg: Missing and Presumed Funny (1998)...

MIke Calta Show News with Galvin

Chugging Coke-a-Coffee, Jaxonville Pole Looting, Racist Baseballs and Waxing a Hair Sweater Arms. Getting that great big Shinebox in the sky and an 83 year old man ends a Rooftop Standoff in the best possible...

OPEN LETTER TO LOOKIE LOUS

Don't be an idiot. Don't be someone who enjoys slowing their vehicle to like 15 miles an hour on a motorway just so they can gawk at the wreckage of a van on its roof, a car on fire or a fallen tree. These...

BH Tattoo Girls on the Mike Calta Show

Bawllz was beaten by Peg Legged Pirate Dan in a Knockout at Mike Calta Punchout #3. His penalty for losing was being banned on the Bone because he annoyed Dan so much. In order to lift the ban, he needs...

Open Letter To Things Guys Shouldn't Do

No Facetime No Emojis, No Shoulder Riding, No Tickling, No Feeding eathother and for the Love of God, Don't watch Porn Together... Unless you happen to be Gay... Then go ahead and Gay it on up! (winky-face...

Byrne & Cannon on the Mike Calta Show

Horn-blasting Steve Byrne is our favorite thing to do! Especially when professional heckler and Conan O'Brien Live Audience Opener Gary Cannon is in Studio. Byrne Talks about his new show: Oh Brother....

Open Letter To People Who Spoil Things

Saying 'Spoiler Alert' before basking in the negative attention of loudly ruining it for everyone nearby does not mean you are not a dick. It means you you have have nothing interesting to share because...

MCS Galvin's Gotham City Mayor News

Mud Sharking on the Highway, Carjacking Road Rash, Sexual Breaking and Entering while Stealing, A Hot Cup o' Blowjob Creamer n' Coffee sounds WAY better than the Fresh Prince this Century and MEANWHILE...

Martin Gramatica Champion Fight Review

Martin discusses the fight with Spanish, explains his strategy and wonders why Spanish punched him in the nads...

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