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Carly Aquilino on the Mike Calta Show

Stand-up comedian, actress, television host and personality. Carly is a regular cast member of the Girl Code comedy series on MTV and was a host of Girl Code Live. Here she stops by the Show and tries...

Stuttering John Melendez on Mike Calta Show

Television writer, radio personality and politician "Stuttering John," appears on the Mike Calta Show. Prior to work on television Melendez was a regular on-air personality on The Howard Stern Show. He...

OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE THAT LOVE TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO

Forced Concert Hand Clapping, High-Fiving Sporting Event Strangers, Shot Demanders of Partying & Non-Solicited Advice Givers: Shut it DOWN, Get Out of Faces and Concentrate on Your Own Good Time.

Sinkhole Forklift Steamroll News

Galvin News: Beach Nazi Tail Party Too Little Too Trump, Mistress Fence Hole Sink Hole Trouble and Is Dead Wife Sex Better with a Post-Mortem Boob-Job?

Brad Williams, Whitney Morgan & Kicking a Guy in the Turkey Sack

The Mike Calta Show kindly extend an offer to the Ladies of Hot101.5 & WDUV for the opportunity to kick a guy in the Balls w/ in Studio Guests: Whitney Morgan at #FetishCon & Comedian Brad Williams at...

Galvin Boobie Heart News

These Burning Questions Answered Today in News: Is a 'No Cops at this Gym' Sign Really Necessary? Is Teacher / Student Sex and 'Bring Your Gun to School Day' Kinda the Same Thing? Most Importantly: What...

OPEN LETTER TO THE GUY THAT DRESSES UP LIKE A SPIDER-MAN AND STANDS IN FRONT OF GAME STOP ON DALE MABRY

Come on guys, We are better than this, aren't we? No one wants to see a dehydrated Spider, a superhero with heat stroke or pit stains on a latex web crawler. We need just a bit more super and little less...

Galvin Head Lumps News

Bang Bang Bonefish Murder, Mexican Prez Go Fox Yourself, Bug Eyed Viral Mugshot, Nose-less Meth Attack, Ta-Ta Towel Boulder Holder, Subway B.O Lady, Jay-Z is a Friendly Guy and Usain Lightning Bolt in...

Erik Griffin on the Mike Calta Show

Erik Griffin is an actor and writer, known for Workaholics (2011), Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (2016) and First Girl I Loved (2016). Look for him as Ralph on Showtime Network’s new series: ‘I’m Dying...

Carmin Gets Drunk Blarmin Gets Pissed

Everybody loves it when their girlfriend drinks like a sailor, pouts like a 4 year old, tells you she loves you, becomes violently self-loathing then acts like an angry, mean, psychopathic, schizophrenic...

OPEN LETTER TO PRETENTIOUS PEOPLE

Pretentious asshole: One who attempts to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed. For some people, being themselves is never good enough. Nobody cares...

MCS Punch Out Ryan Hoppe Inter-Gender Face Off

Ryan Hoppe: Undefeated from Mike Calta Punch Out #2 was challenged for Punch Out #3! The gaultlet was thrown for the first inter-gender match up! Ryan accepted and was in, then he was out... But will he...

Galvin's Eyebrow Lady News

Chester B 911, Live Stream Sister's Death? Great Idea!. Eyebrows forever on TWEEK, Uber BlowJob, These Boobs are WAY Too Big, Harley Quinn is a Man Cub, Cosby Likes Pill-Heads, Eddie Vedder is Comfortably...

Galvin's Arcing Cobble Melting Beyonce Facial News

Have you Heard John is Dead? Guy Demands a Trenti with Room for Beat-Down, Some Wedded Douche-bags get instant karma and Arcing Ropes of White Hot Fire Slow Motion landing on Beyonce's Melting wax face...

07-21-2017 Galvin OJ Chimple News

In Galvin's News on the Mike Calta Show: OJ Simpson gets sprung, Dead Bennington Cornell Birthday Surprise, Shooting up the Neighborhood, Flying Snitches, 3YO GFA Car Thieves on the Beach, Caramel Syringe...

Felipe Esparza in Studio

@FunnyFelipe hosts a weekly podcast on the All Things Comedy Network called "What's Up Fool?" He has also filmed and self-produced his second hour-long stand-up special, "Translate This" which is in post-production...

OPEN LETTER TO WEIRD SAYINGS

Galvin is not Blowing smoke up your ass, He's Buttering you up to Rub You the Wrong Way! Won't cost you a Red Handed Arm and a Leg but On the Real, you wont Give a Rat's Ass if you get caught with the...

07-17-2017 Galvin News

Justin Timberlake falls off the Ball Washer, Driest Pizza Pie Ever, Arrested Gum Chews Wires, High Dollar Homeless Party, Which George is a Zombie: Lucas or Romero? ... and Dr. Who Wants to Be a Lady?

OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T SURPRISE US

Galvin's Open Letter starts off with Pinellas Park Idiot Chick-fil-a Vegans Eaten by Gators, Police Swordplay Party, Skydiving Cancer Patients, Stabbed by Wife, Girlfriend or White Tigers, Cliff Diving...

Steve-O Burned Alive News

Is Steve-O still ALIVE? Find out when Galvin offers news today including the True Blood Mortality Rate, Satanic Bear Tastes Christian, Meth Lab Smoking Gun Shower, Delta Wine Bottle Meltdown, Bacon Cheese...

Comedian Nate Bargatze / Bert Kreischer Mike Calta Show

Known for his special on Comedy Central Nate has appeared multiple times on Late Night with Conan O'Brien and on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Bert Kreisher calls in to blame Nate's Magical Powers...

Mike Calta Show Fingering Trump

Galvin offers News on the Cash Me Ousside Girl Giving Trump the Finger, Pregnant DeathRace 2017, Crapping the Floor and Books will KILL You... unless the Tampa Bay Rays Umpire has anything to say about...

OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE THAT SAY PEOPLE ARE SEXIST

Johnny Mac is widely considered among the greatest players in the history of tennis. He was known for his shot-making artistry and volleying skills, as well as his confrontational on-court behavior that...

Mike Calta Show: Water Tower News

Mike Calta Show Water Tower Joel Update w/ #MCS Logo, Prison Escapee Finally Caught, Fat Guys on a Plane, Motorcycle - 01 / Cars - 00, Grannie's Golf Cart Chop Shop, Cutting Up the Family Pet, NASA Stickey...

Gay Confederate Statue Pride Week on the Mike Calta Show

What is the Babadook, how did it become a symbol of Gay Pride and why are Confederate Statues no longer standing erect? This and the rest of your questions are answered on the Mike Calta Show with fabulous...

Dignitary Party List Mike Calta Review

Mike Calta disapproves of Mo's 'plus two' for the upcoming Dignitary Party. Are you ON the list or OFF the list? AVOID EMBARRASSMENT and Find out now! CHECK Yo'self before you WRECK Yo'self.

Open Letter To Children's Books

Galvin's open letter addresses the many horrible and dangerous lessons of childhood: Not Eating your Sister in the Woods, Dead baby Stork Delivery, Gang-Banging Dwarf parties, Eaten by Wolves, and Why...

The Real Raw Open 2017

The entire staff of 102.5 The Bone puts on an expert golfing display as BEERS get drank and HOLES get filled! Watch footage as the guys give expert advice in this exclusive video! It's The Real raw Open!

U2 Concert Controversy Mike Calta Show

Mike claims he was at the U2 Show last night, Spanish can't put his money where his mouth is, Carmin suspects social media shenanigans and Galvin is calling out lies on the moon. How can his be settled?

OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE THAT DRIVE A VAN

What things come to mind when someone mentions their van? Nothing good, thats for sure... Panel Van, Car-Bomb van, Rape Van, Abduction Van... None of those sound good, Thanks, keep your free candy.

FREE Medicine Man Ask the Dom on Mike Calta Show

An allegedly drunken Medicine Man was recently arrested at the Iron Maiden show. Catch both sides of the story as an involved representative of law enforcement calls in with new information while Dom tries...

Mike Calta Show Dentobyte Device

Mike tries to suggest device swapping what appears to be a Cenobite's invisalign braces... the result will tear your soul apart!

Mike Calta Show Galvin News 06-09-2017

A Luxurious Vindication from James Comey with Fuzz on John McCain, Kicking a guy on Fire, Drunk Couple Demonstrates in-flight Baggage Handling, Belly Rubs are more fun than Sniffing Bombs, Bears on Wheels...

Jamie Kennedy on the Mike Calta Show

Known for his stand-up comedy, sketch performances, television and movie roles, The Jamie Kennedy Experiment became the WB Network's highest-ranking new show in 2002. He has appeared in TV and films such...

OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE THAT WAIT IN LINE FOR ANYTHING

Painting with a twist was a smashing success, Spanish interprets abuse as a love language and Galvin offers an Open Letter to those unprepared idiots who can't pay enough attention to get through the line...

Mike Calta Show Galvin News 06-06-2017

THIS JUST IN: Who is most likely to shoot up the building? Captain Trump vs Khaaan on the Bridge in London, Principle Pie Face, Road Rage Car Jacking with a Loaded Hand Tool, This Maid is on Fire, The...

Harland Highway Review & Donut News on the Mike Calta Show

Mike offers his review of the Harland Highway Podcast and Galvin brings the News: Trump's Climate Changing head bullies Kathy Griffin, Fake Bombs on a Plane, Heroin Pills, Drunken Supermarket Vodka Guy...

Harland Williams on the Mike Calta Show

Movie roles like Dumb and Dumber, Freddy Got Fingered, There's Something About Mary, Half Baked, RocketMan, Sorority Boys, Down Periscope and Employee of The Month, Williams has performed stand-up comedy...

Open Letter To Things You Just Gotta Try

Galvin and the #MCS don't need your biometrics, your coconut oils, the stick of butter for my coffee, your ancient Indian teas, kettle bells and stupid kale leaves.. Can't use 'em!

Tigers in the News

Tigers in the rough, Teachers out of work, 88 MPH in the present is a future ticket with beer gators, gun nuts and flying soccer balls... Just let Galvin & the MCS catch you up on everything you were too...

Theo Von on the Mike Calta Show

Von started his career during his college days on Road Rules: Maximum Velocity Tour. He later reappeared on the Road Rules spin-off, Real World/Road Rules Challenge, competing in Battle of the Seasons...

OLG To North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un

Open Letter from Galvin to the fat little missile firing pot sticker and North Korean jack hole who invented the poop-less hamburger.

OPEN LETTER TO THE TV SHOW UNDERCOVER BOSS

Since when is it not a red flag to show up to your first day at the new job in a wig, fake mustache and Groucho Marx glasses? Perhaps if you are Lois Lane and can't ID the guy you are bangin on the reg...

Mike Calta Show Mothers's Day Karaoke

Its time to celebrate the loins from which we all sprung forth from. Crashing out of your Mom's uterus for the gift of life was only the first sacrifice she made for you. Clearly she deserves better than...

Calta-Rabo-Kush-Geo Crash the BDRS Friday Night

Does Geo still work here? Maybe not after this! Mike Calta, Drew Garabo, Seth Kush and the boys Crashed the BDRS just in time to hear Geo virtually implode over being ignored by the "Major Talent" on the...

OLG TO THE LADY THAT CHECKS YOUR RECEIPT AT THE BUY IN BULK STORE

Where is this job pool of talent filled with savants capable of tossing a quick rain man style glance at a smudged receipt thereby authorizing you to leave the land of plenty with a heaping cart load of...

Apple A Day Bid Off!

The Show is up for grabs in this historic Bidding war to provide devices for pediatric cancer patients ages 2-17 years-old! Carmin offers a boob so the children might experience the simple joys. Mike throws...

Cinco de Drunky Girl Party

Cinco de Drunky Girl Party

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