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OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE THAT WERE FUNNY AND NOW DO SOMETHING ELSE

Why change a good thing into a depressing, crappy thing that is not as good as the thing you once had? I don't know. Ask blubbering cry-baby Jimmy Kimmel or Deliverance Banjo playin' Steve Martin. Galvin...

Galvin Foxy Boxing NEWS on the Mike Calta Show

The Trick or Treating of Anne Frank, My Hamburger has a bone in it, Glee Star Feeling Glum, Snake Dancing, Trailer Park Corpses and Super Hot Awesome Boxing Chick Make Out. What more do you want?

Mike Calta Show Home Movies CCXI (pt.2) #RalphieMay Tribute

Calta Cruise 11 is over but the damage might not be permanent! If you missed it: you can still feel like you were there. If you were there you can relive the glory of Carmin in a Bikini, Spanish on the...

Titus O'Neil on the Mike Calta Show

Titus played college football for the University of Florida, and thereafter played in the Arena Football League. His career as a professional wrestler began when he was part of the second season of NXT...

Joey Coco Diaz on the Mike Calta Show

Joey stops by to not curse about robbing a jewelry store, his second option as a bookie, a variety of assorted crimes he committed, the coke-smoking microwave story, his snow-blowing cat fiend and how...

Galvin Weinstein Suicide Lemon Drop Bomb News

Ben Affleck got all Harvey Weinstien on MTV but neither groped Lindsey Lohan in a Corn Maze Disaster, Social Media solves Snake Mugshot Mystery, Lemon Drop Bombs on CNN Watermelon Summer and its Pizza...

OPEN LETTER TO TRAINS

Trains belong in country songs, westerns and Hobo road movies, not holding up traffic amid nostril-stinging black belching soot, loudly cracking electric fire and impossibly slow moving, back and forth...

Tom Petty Karaoke on the Mike Calta Show

The Show performs a Karaoke tribute that is a real Hearbreaker. Spanish in one desperate moment there wont back down from Carmin's Ground Standing, Galvin knows Good Love is Hard to Find while Mike Runs...

Godfrey Karaoke Comedian on the Mike Calta Show

Godfrey storms the Studio and demands to do Tom Petty Karaoke in Studio! He has appeared on BET, VH1, Comedy Central, and feature films, such as Soul Plane, Original Gangstas, Zoolander, and Johnson Family...

Sarah Tiana on the Mike Calta Show

Sarah is a regular on @Midnight on Comedy Central, regular on Chelsea Lately, regular/writer onThe Josh Wolf Show on CMT, regular at “ignoring red flags.” Writer for Jeff Ross and The Burn, Host of the...

Open Letter to People Who Do Stuff in Public That They Should Only Do in Private

Listen up Shameless Nose Pickers, Sassy Public Pissers, Casual Breast Feeders, Personal Hygiene Offenders and Filthy Ball Licking Animals... You've been put on notice. We can see you and its not awesome...

Galvin Vegas News on the Mike Calta Show

Las Vegas Shooter out the window, Tom Petty not backing down... then up ... then down again, CryBaby Kimmel, Amazon Crime, High-Wire China Man, Argentina Horn Blaster, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Foreman...

Chris Kattan Robert Kelly Rob Schneider Mike Calta Show

In studio are legendary comedians Chris Kattan & Robert Kelly both performing stand up in town this weekend when Rob Schneider calls in to offer some inside scoop on season 2 of his Netflix Original Series...

Charlotte Flair on the Mike Calta Show

Charlotte Flair talks to Mike about her new book: Second Nature The Legacy of Ric Flair and the Rise of Charlotte She is an American professional wrestler currently signed to WWE, where she performs on...

OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE IMPORTANT ON SOCIAL MEDIA

Nobody cares what Brian thinks about the NFL controversy. No one is interested in Trudy's opinions on Global Warming. There are no paparazzi camped outside of Hipster Malcom's crappy garage apartment hoping...

Mike Calta Show CCXI Home Movies (pt.1)

Calta Cruise 11 is over but the damage might not be permanent! If you missed it: you can still feel like you were there. If you were there you can relive the glory of Carmin in a Bikini, Spanish on the...

Ian Bagg on the Mike Calta Show

Comedian, actor, writer and Canadian Ian Bagg known for Specials: 'Getting to F**king Know You' (2013), Most Vertical Primate - Behind the Scenes (2002) and Ian Bagg: Missing and Presumed Funny (1998)...

MIke Calta Show News with Galvin

Chugging Coke-a-Coffee, Jaxonville Pole Looting, Racist Baseballs and Waxing a Hair Sweater Arms. Getting that great big Shinebox in the sky and an 83 year old man ends a Rooftop Standoff in the best possible...

OPEN LETTER TO LOOKIE LOUS

Don't be an idiot. Don't be someone who enjoys slowing their vehicle to like 15 miles an hour on a motorway just so they can gawk at the wreckage of a van on its roof, a car on fire or a fallen tree. These...

BH Tattoo Girls on the Mike Calta Show

Bawllz was beaten by Peg Legged Pirate Dan in a Knockout at Mike Calta Punchout #3. His penalty for losing was being banned on the Bone because he annoyed Dan so much. In order to lift the ban, he needs...

Open Letter To Things Guys Shouldn't Do

No Facetime No Emojis, No Shoulder Riding, No Tickling, No Feeding eathother and for the Love of God, Don't watch Porn Together... Unless you happen to be Gay... Then go ahead and Gay it on up! (winky-face...

Byrne & Cannon on the Mike Calta Show

Horn-blasting Steve Byrne is our favorite thing to do! Especially when professional heckler and Conan O'Brien Live Audience Opener Gary Cannon is in Studio. Byrne Talks about his new show: Oh Brother....

Open Letter To People Who Spoil Things

Saying 'Spoiler Alert' before basking in the negative attention of loudly ruining it for everyone nearby does not mean you are not a dick. It means you you have have nothing interesting to share because...

MCS Galvin's Gotham City Mayor News

Mud Sharking on the Highway, Carjacking Road Rash, Sexual Breaking and Entering while Stealing, A Hot Cup o' Blowjob Creamer n' Coffee sounds WAY better than the Fresh Prince this Century and MEANWHILE...

Martin Gramatica Champion Fight Review

Martin discusses the fight with Spanish, explains his strategy and wonders why Spanish punched him in the nads...

OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE WHO GET BEAT UP IN MOVIES

Who takes a lead pipe to the face before a comeback? Nobody: That's who. Ask Superman. He got paralyzed from falling off a horse. Vase to the Face, Hit By a Car or Bat to the Head: all will kill you but...

Anthony Sullivan on the Mike Calta Show

English entrepreneur and infomercial pitchman of media shopping in the United States, Anthony John "Sully" Sullivan is best known for his roles in television commercials. He is the founder and CEO of the...

Carly Aquilino on the Mike Calta Show

Stand-up comedian, actress, television host and personality. Carly is a regular cast member of the Girl Code comedy series on MTV and was a host of Girl Code Live. Here she stops by the Show and tries...

Stuttering John Melendez on Mike Calta Show

Television writer, radio personality and politician "Stuttering John," appears on the Mike Calta Show. Prior to work on television Melendez was a regular on-air personality on The Howard Stern Show. He...

OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE THAT LOVE TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO

Forced Concert Hand Clapping, High-Fiving Sporting Event Strangers, Shot Demanders of Partying & Non-Solicited Advice Givers: Shut it DOWN, Get Out of Faces and Concentrate on Your Own Good Time.

Sinkhole Forklift Steamroll News

Galvin News: Beach Nazi Tail Party Too Little Too Trump, Mistress Fence Hole Sink Hole Trouble and Is Dead Wife Sex Better with a Post-Mortem Boob-Job?

Brad Williams, Whitney Morgan & Kicking a Guy in the Turkey Sack

The Mike Calta Show kindly extend an offer to the Ladies of Hot101.5 & WDUV for the opportunity to kick a guy in the Balls w/ in Studio Guests: Whitney Morgan at #FetishCon & Comedian Brad Williams at...

Galvin Boobie Heart News

These Burning Questions Answered Today in News: Is a 'No Cops at this Gym' Sign Really Necessary? Is Teacher / Student Sex and 'Bring Your Gun to School Day' Kinda the Same Thing? Most Importantly: What...

OPEN LETTER TO THE GUY THAT DRESSES UP LIKE A SPIDER-MAN AND STANDS IN FRONT OF GAME STOP ON DALE MABRY

Come on guys, We are better than this, aren't we? No one wants to see a dehydrated Spider, a superhero with heat stroke or pit stains on a latex web crawler. We need just a bit more super and little less...

Galvin Head Lumps News

Bang Bang Bonefish Murder, Mexican Prez Go Fox Yourself, Bug Eyed Viral Mugshot, Nose-less Meth Attack, Ta-Ta Towel Boulder Holder, Subway B.O Lady, Jay-Z is a Friendly Guy and Usain Lightning Bolt in...

Erik Griffin on the Mike Calta Show

Erik Griffin is an actor and writer, known for Workaholics (2011), Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (2016) and First Girl I Loved (2016). Look for him as Ralph on Showtime Network’s new series: ‘I’m Dying...

Carmin Gets Drunk Blarmin Gets Pissed

Everybody loves it when their girlfriend drinks like a sailor, pouts like a 4 year old, tells you she loves you, becomes violently self-loathing then acts like an angry, mean, psychopathic, schizophrenic...

OPEN LETTER TO PRETENTIOUS PEOPLE

Pretentious asshole: One who attempts to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed. For some people, being themselves is never good enough. Nobody cares...

MCS Punch Out Ryan Hoppe Inter-Gender Face Off

Ryan Hoppe: Undefeated from Mike Calta Punch Out #2 was challenged for Punch Out #3! The gaultlet was thrown for the first inter-gender match up! Ryan accepted and was in, then he was out... But will he...

Galvin's Eyebrow Lady News

Chester B 911, Live Stream Sister's Death? Great Idea!. Eyebrows forever on TWEEK, Uber BlowJob, These Boobs are WAY Too Big, Harley Quinn is a Man Cub, Cosby Likes Pill-Heads, Eddie Vedder is Comfortably...

Galvin's Arcing Cobble Melting Beyonce Facial News

Have you Heard John is Dead? Guy Demands a Trenti with Room for Beat-Down, Some Wedded Douche-bags get instant karma and Arcing Ropes of White Hot Fire Slow Motion landing on Beyonce's Melting wax face...

07-21-2017 Galvin OJ Chimple News

In Galvin's News on the Mike Calta Show: OJ Simpson gets sprung, Dead Bennington Cornell Birthday Surprise, Shooting up the Neighborhood, Flying Snitches, 3YO GFA Car Thieves on the Beach, Caramel Syringe...

Felipe Esparza in Studio

@FunnyFelipe hosts a weekly podcast on the All Things Comedy Network called "What's Up Fool?" He has also filmed and self-produced his second hour-long stand-up special, "Translate This" which is in post-production...

OPEN LETTER TO WEIRD SAYINGS

Galvin is not Blowing smoke up your ass, He's Buttering you up to Rub You the Wrong Way! Won't cost you a Red Handed Arm and a Leg but On the Real, you wont Give a Rat's Ass if you get caught with the...

07-17-2017 Galvin News

Justin Timberlake falls off the Ball Washer, Driest Pizza Pie Ever, Arrested Gum Chews Wires, High Dollar Homeless Party, Which George is a Zombie: Lucas or Romero? ... and Dr. Who Wants to Be a Lady?

OPEN LETTER TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T SURPRISE US

Galvin's Open Letter starts off with Pinellas Park Idiot Chick-fil-a Vegans Eaten by Gators, Police Swordplay Party, Skydiving Cancer Patients, Stabbed by Wife, Girlfriend or White Tigers, Cliff Diving...

Steve-O Burned Alive News

Is Steve-O still ALIVE? Find out when Galvin offers news today including the True Blood Mortality Rate, Satanic Bear Tastes Christian, Meth Lab Smoking Gun Shower, Delta Wine Bottle Meltdown, Bacon Cheese...

Comedian Nate Bargatze / Bert Kreischer Mike Calta Show

Known for his special on Comedy Central Nate has appeared multiple times on Late Night with Conan O'Brien and on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Bert Kreisher calls in to blame Nate's Magical Powers...

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